Beth Shan

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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

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  apostate chef ramsey.

  that was a big burn..

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  Lol Alphaman! I know the feels bro.
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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

  by Beth Shan in

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  apostate chef ramsey.

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  Jesus. He hates to dust knickknacks.
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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

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  apostate chef ramsey.

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  Fulfilling bible prophecies. One papercut at a time. #firstworldJehovahsWitnessproblems
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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

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  apostate chef ramsey.

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  absolutely! I posted them in the meme group as well. https://www.facebook.com/groups/JWmeme/
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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

  by Beth Shan in

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  apostate chef ramsey.

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  hey thanks cant leave! It helps to laugh instead of cry sometimes.
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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

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  apostate chef ramsey.

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  Sometimes I play a Kingdom song and then go right into a Christmas song right afterwards just to make Jehovah upset. F*** me right?
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  Some Memes I Made This Morning

  by Beth Shan in

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  apostate chef ramsey.

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  You know what they say, happy wife, happy life. Unless you have hot daughters to sleep with then it's:
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  Just Up On JW.Orgy: Young People Ask Answers That Work: How Does Jehovah Feel About Farting At The Kingdom Hall During Prayer, Does It Make Him Sad?

  by frankiespeakin in

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  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/young-people-ask-volume-1/.

  jehovah is the father of tender mercies, with whom their no variation or turning of a shadow.

  needless to say that since jehovah is a spirit he does not digest food and has no need of a large and small intestine which is the main cause of such physical disturbances.

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  This is all true. How do we know it's true? Because the Watchtower Society told us. Why does that matter? Because the Watchtower Society is divinely directed by Jehovah God. How do we know this to be true? Because the Watchtower Society tells us this (Insert any scripture that has nothing to do with this here to make it look like the Society knows what they are talking about).

  Questions from Readers 5/14 Do tight pants result in more farting/homosexuality? -B.S. Canada
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  Does threatening to sue the individual elders really work?

  by alfredjones100 in

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  does threatening to sue the individual elders for deformation of character really work in preventing being disfellowshiped?.

  any actual experiences?.

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  Beth Shan

  Also, someone once told me "You can sue anyone for any reason". I find that statement to be true.

  Of course it doesn't mean you will win, or it won't be thrown out of court or you will actually get any compensation if the person does not have any money.
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  Does threatening to sue the individual elders really work?

  by alfredjones100 in

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  does threatening to sue the individual elders for deformation of character really work in preventing being disfellowshiped?.

  any actual experiences?.

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  Beth Shan

  Of course someone working at the Bethel Helpdesk would never say GOOD LUCK, but I hope you know what I meant.